when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
(via flandusdestiel)
Finally lost my Tim Tam Slam virginity. It was so blissfully good! Orgasm in my mouth. <3
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLYDIAGONALLY
“cheese burger” of chocolate macarons, ganache, kiwi, strawberry and mango
(via iamnotapear)
Dan and Phil - Winners of the Sony Golden Headphones Award 2013
(Source: jurassicjack, via slowly-falling-down)